Non-Player President Long Sleeve

A President with pre-scripted statements, prone to glitches, and controlled by the system. It has no sense of self, and consists of read-only capabilities, though functionality is limited to short, simple prompts that are plagued by mispronunciations and gibberish due to poor programming. Performance of presidential duties limited to 8-bit emulation with limited and broken memory. Cannot be interacted with due to its simple response matrix.

- Cotton-poly blend (varies by color)
- Classic fit, crew neck, True-to-size
- Soft and lightweight
- Print Method: Direct-to-garment
- Machine wash warm; Do not bleach; Tumble dry low